- Ducky: Do you suspect foul play?
- Gibbs: Well, you know me, Ducky. I suspect everything.
- Ducky: Yes, that's an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.
- Gibbs: Really? And all this time, I thought it was because I'm a bastard.
- Abby: "I have to ID her fast to keep the hound at bay."
- Gibbs: "I'm more Jack Russell terrier."
- Gibbs: This is going to be useful, Abby, ...why?
- Abby: Gibbs, I know you know that I need a good wind up before I deliver my knock out.
- Gibbs: Just hit me with it baby.
- Gibbs: [DiNozzo sees a car he loves in the victim's garage] You're not gonna start giving me all the vital stats on this car, are you?
- DiNozzo: Thunderball. She's got a...
- Gibbs: Let me rephrase that, DiNozzo. You're *not* going to give me the vital stats on this car.
- Kate: "You know, I bet this is why Number Two came after you with a nine iron, wasn't it? You just refused to sit down and talk things through."
- Gibbs: "Actually that wasn't it at all."
- Kate: "Oh. So what was it then?"
- Gibbs: "Seven iron."
- Tony: Rush hour. Kind of a misnomer if you ask me.
- Gibbs: I didn't.
- Tony: I mean its not like anybody is rushing anywhere and it always takes more than a hour. They should call it like--
- Gibbs: 'Shut up and sit there before I shoot you' hour.
- Tony: Boss, he's no longer at JAG. He's a 400 dollar an hour beltway lawyer with really nice shoes.
- Gibbs: DiNozzo, I dont care. I. don't. care. if he's wearing armani, or, prada, or Urma something zenga- Get his ass in here!
- Tony: It's [perfect Italian pronunciation] Ermenegildo Zegna, boss. Just so you know.
- Gibbs: Tony, as far as I'm concerned, you're irreplaceable.
- Tony: I knew it, heh. I knew behind the whole Marine thing you really are... at heart...
- Gibbs: [as he walks by McGee who's sitting at DiNozzo's desk] Forget about it, McGee. He's still alive.
- Fornell: Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?
- Gibbs: [pleased] Yeah.
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